Where are the Dans, Derrys and Matts in Columbus?
Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 by rlederman“We speak good Uh-mer-uh-can. “
The Columbus Dispatch took an editorial position that cannot sit well with the English-only Republican crowd in the Ohio House; the crackdown-on-anyone-Latino mentality of Allen County Sheriff Dan Beck; or the fervent distrust of anyone foreign Beck’s and the Republicans’ mental equivalent, Lima Councilclown Derry Glenn, has expressed. Act like new people are people? Dan, Derry and Matt would not like that.
This is Uh-mer-uh-ca, after all! People need to speak good Uh-mer-uh-can!
Columbus obviously needs one of these uh-mer-uh-can heoroes to force everything to be in idiot’s English so they (meaning the elected) can understand it.
COLUMBUS’ GROWING immigrant population is reflected in the many “taco trucks” and other mobile food vendors popping up around the city. These sometimes spark culture clashes, but city officials are approaching the situation in a constructive way: Instead of slamming the small-scale entrepreneurs for every violation of health, commerce or zoning codes, the relevant city departments are joining to give operators a chance to learn how to do it by the rules.
Pamphlets in English, Spanish, Somali and, perhaps eventually, Chinese, will spell out the rules business owners need to follow.
Operators who violate health standards or locate their stands where they don’t have permission after the rules are explained should face penalties. But helping newcomers, most of whom have no desire to break the law, is good for them and the community.
Some people find the food wagons unsightly. But those humble businesses might mature into enterprises that will add color to the cultural landscape.






